#owns

The football man can also shoot a basketball while playing golf and then buy a stake in a soccer team — ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!Image: Getty Images Apparently, Patrick Mahomes’ ambitions include not only figuratively taking over Kansas City, but pulling out his wallet to

Last night, Michelle Obama wowed the nation with a profound, eloquent, passionate, moving speech endorsing Hillary Clinton. It seamlessly segued from America’s troubled past to a hopeful future, optimistically intertwining and binding the two in a vision that left people cheering. The reaction

Hulk Hogan won a massive victory against Gawker Media this weekend, when a jury found in his favor in his civil suit against the site for posting a sex tape of his. The court awarded him $115 million, as well as another $25 million in punitive damages. Of course, Hogan will never see a dime of

This is some supreme ownage. We’re probably partly responsible for making these stupid beer pong dunks a thing, so now let’s make these rejections a thing, because they are much, much better. Send them in here. Do your best to top this.